imagine bucky recovering his memories and one day, after a mission, they’re all in the stark tower having breakfast and all the avengers are around kind of minding their own business, tony is chatting with bruce about some science stuff, pepper is on the phone and clint is silently drinking his coffee while natasha reads the paper, thor is trying to find the channel where they were showing a documentary about kittens two minutes ago and steve is eating his eggs with sam and bucky is just there duckfacing his way through breakfast when he suddenly looks up at steve and asks “did you ever suck my dick? cos i remember my dick being sucked by you” and the next thing they hear is clint’s mug hitting the floor
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"